The Airing of Sports Grievances


 Happy Festivus, everybody!  It is time to air some grievances relating to sports in the year 2022!

- Tom Brady, why the hell did you con us all into thinking you were retired, and then unretired, leading to a drop-off in production?

- To the Denver Broncos, for trading the farm for Russell Wilson, only to see him rot away at the right hand of incompetent coach Nathaniel Hackett?

- Cleveland Browns, why did you trade for Deshaun Watson?  Nothing more needs to be said.  Quite an “adult” you have at QB.

- To the Indianapolis Colts, why did you waste a 33-0 lead?  Why did you make Jeff Saturday head coach?

- Rob Manfred, why do you need to keep ruining baseball?  Pitch clocks? Larger bases? No shifting?  What is this, arena baseball?  You make Bud Selig look like a great commissioner!

- To the Los Angeles Dodgers, why did you have to choke in the playoffs once again after winning 111 games?

- Dan Snyder, why are you still an NFL owner?

- Zach Wilson, why do you exist?

Happy Festivus to all and to all a good night!

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