Dr Midnight’s Secret

What is it about me that makes me so mysterious?

Well, I was born in the middle of a desert, lived in a house with no running water or electricity, and lived as an orphan.  Then, one night, at midnight, I was struck by lightning and received superpowers, Thus, I became…

DR. MIDNIGHT!

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